christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

Another to help start the collection! 😍 Thank you @knibbleret !!

Another to help start the collection! 😍 Thank you @knibbleret !!

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lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

king-of-aces:

Perfect

king-of-aces:

Perfect

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youngvain:

bum bum bum

youngvain:

bum bum bum

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I wish I had a friend who I could just hang out with and just be lame and fan girl over silly things together. Who would also understand that if I don’t talk to them for a while it’s not that I’m ignoring them it’s just every now and again I just get lost to the world. Plus it would be great to have someone to go to comic con and cosplay with :(

mishasteaparty:

abs game so strong

image

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purowu:

Beside you as you lie, softly down, I will be, until I hear the
word "Checkmate!"
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alyssriches:

sammiwolfe:

roachpatrol:

"Auditory Stagnation

GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM. 

The ultimate in “don’t talk to me” technology because if people keep trying to talk to you you can just spear them in the eye.

SO MUCH NEED

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